| so as you may have noticed |
[Dec. 10th, 2009|12:47 am] |
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I havent posted here in forever as i only post things that are abnormal and significant or just too long for facebook status. Ive been working on my finals and there has been loud banging coming from upstairs. which is odd normally this place is dead silent. So i wonder if its a party or just people having sex and playing loud music to cover it. after i wonder it out loud i look out on my front porch and there is a drunk guy with no shoes on. Luckily he was young white and recently showered thus i did not mistake him for a hobo and shoot him. turns out he got locked out of his apt upstairs one of the guys at the party was jealous cause he thought he was banging one of the girls. I hand him a beer and let him warm up till the other guy comes down. so the first guy colin walks out the front door now able to get back into his apt. a few mins later i sit back down to work on finals and the other dude walks in and asks for madison. im like.. uhh who the fuck is madison? and hes like dont lie i know she is in here. im like.. i havent met her yet..want a beer? He says no thanks and keeps calling for madison. I'm like no madison here bro there is marvin- indicating my rabbit. finally he goes well just make sure she is ok.. and leaves. when the fuck did i end up back in a dorm? |
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| The hero of time |
[Jun. 7th, 2009|12:23 am] |
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Went to see the premiere of the zelda fan movie The hero of time at the plaza. It was even better than i expected. with a budget of whatever some college kids could scrounge it still turned out to be a great movie. wish some people could have seen it with me but oh well. The trailer definately did not do the movie justice and i hope they sell dvds soon. |
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| ancient artifacts and epic wrong turns. |
[Jun. 3rd, 2009|02:54 pm] |
So today my art history class took a field trip to the carlos museam. unfortunately field trips here are not by bus or anything its just the teacher saying everyone meet here instead of at the school. which is kind of cool but shitty when your teacher gives god awful directions and you have no idea where you are going. it took me about 3 hours of random turns in and around emory university..ooops drove through what is apparently a pedestrian bridge meh.. only to find that the road im supposed to turn on has no sign on it and in fact at the first 93 glances at it looks closed off. it is a trick the road construction crew and orange cones and road closed signs are mere illusion. they in fact close off a road that does not exist and are supposed to funnel you onto the real road that is hidden between them. atlanta does not know shit about how to lay out roads being the lesson to learn here.
i finally make it to the museam as my class is leaving but they let me in anyway. amazing stuff i sat in a room with 4 mummies and then nearly tripped over a greek statue. saw a beer mug from 3rd century america and an egyptian statue of zeus that was commisionned by the romans. pretty pimpin. also the museam seems to have a big fancy meeting room that has big statues in it but not really part of the tour so i accidentally walked into a corporate meeting wearing a batman tshirt- i win. so after opting to not steal a roman marble chest that i totally could have i left emory and took a wrong turn..into mexico. im not sure how it happened but it did i was pretty lost and didnt feel like eating tacos which oddly was all that seemed to be around so i try to get directions but people suck at driving so i could not get into a lane to turn into a gas station so i ended up going to a marshalls i couldnt find anyone inside and noticed that the prices were not in dollars couldnt quite place the symbol until i walked out the backdoor into an open air market in mexico. ... everyone seemed as puzzled by my prescence as i was by my surroundings. some kind of mexican celebration with flags christmas lights and pictures of jesus and the virgin mary everywhere. jumex was sold at every vendor stand. there was a gang of 3-5 year old girls riding tricycles and talking on fake cell phones going around i sat down at this big fountain and puzzled over this. some spanish soap opera was playing on a big screen in a store window. the irritating mexican music was hitting me from all directions. it looked like a cleaner version of tijuana. then i became afraid that the wormhole that sent me here might close leaving me stranded in mexico so i booked it back from the direction i came ...which was on this side a closed discotecha .. i went through the door anyway and came out the front door of marshalls completely confused. finally i found my way back to 85 north and home. wtf atlanta everytime i get a little lost my world gets rocked. on the bright side i found a cool little junk store where i can buy an acoustic guitar (to break) for 14 bucks and a number of other interesting odd and best off all cheap things. |
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| Atlanta police rock! |
[May. 4th, 2009|01:57 am] |
So im at my friend ashleys place and they are passing a bowl around. Then we hear a knock at the door. ashley sees that its a cop so im looking for a quiet way out on the front porch. the cop doesnt get an answer at the door so he walks over to where i had been looking to make my quiet exit and asks if we are going to ignore him. I say yeah i was just trying to see who it was. ashley opens the door and he says he has been recieving noise complaints. the music wasnt really loud but we turned it down. then as he is leaving he says "and close the blinds when you are smoking weed you know its illegal"
awesome! |
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| What a night. |
[Mar. 29th, 2009|11:42 pm] |
so i go to the campus movie fest regional awards show. and adam ferrara hosted. the guy from rescue me yes that one. so he introduces emma stone from superbad. and i was really impressed by all this. but then they hand out a special award... TO WOODY MOTHERFUCKING HARRELSON!! i nearly shat myself cause i was sitting in the front so im ten feet away from a god because i helped with a silly documentary about pot we shot in an afternoon.
a bunch of movies from my school did very well. inbox is going to be shown on a lot of airplanes and it won best comedy and best music.
also if you dont know who woody harrelson is i will force you to watch natural born killers. thats right sam im now going to make you watch that. and you will like it!
if you arent sam and you dont know who woody harrelson is FUCK YOU! |
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| campus movie fest regionals today. |
[Mar. 28th, 2009|01:09 pm] |
Text vote40 to 77506 to help Perfectly NORML move to nationals. Other than that things have been good. party last night kept most of the rest of the crew in bed. Those who dont have the strength required to party all night and still go to a film festival the next day.
awards tommorow. im not sure what im doing tonight. later all. |
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| every rapper ever. |
[Mar. 22nd, 2009|12:17 am] |
HAY YO! WHERE MY LADIES AT SAY AAAAAYYY!!! BARACK OBAMA! SOMEONE YOU NEVER HEARD OF IN THE HOUSE!! SOMEONE YOU HAVE HEARD OF THATS NOT REALLY HERE IN THE HOUSE!! WHO LOVES THEYSELVES?! WHO LOVES THEY MOMMA?! WHO LOVES JAYSUS MAKE SOME NOOOOOIIIISSSEE!!!
seriously today 45 different rappers all started their show pretty much like this. Ever see a crowd of people get tired of making noise? I didnt even realize when Young Jeezy came out cause the whole crowd was just so tired no one screamed.
also my legs hurt from 11 hours of running around getting shots. |
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| hmm |
[Mar. 18th, 2009|08:16 pm] |
So i saw this demo reel at my school and i saw what appeared to be a zelda movie so i searched for it on youtube to see the full thing expecting just one scene. turns out some guys who just graduated from my school are makeing a full length zelda movie.
so yeah www.theherooftime.com for more info. |
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| sweet ass |
[Mar. 12th, 2009|03:08 am] |
so this morning i toured pc&e with my lighting class. They are providing all the equipment to several movies being shot in the area including halloween 2. also they are where sonic shoots all the video of their food. not the guys in the car but if you see a shot of just sonic food its shot at pc&e in atlanta. i got really cheap gels and blackwrap. and i bought a roll of chroma key green gaffers tape at reg price. then i met with the person i found on craigslist and got enough green screen to wallpaper my apt for 40 bucks. if its an exaggeration it cant be by much.
then i went to meet with my main group of friends and we have been tossing around the idea of forming a production company. Before we even had any solid plan tim sandlin has already booked us to shoot a music video for cbya and i think it was dj hock? either way apparently if you listen to rap then you might know these guys doug knew the song. its apparently a remix of "stunna shades" i heard it it sounds like upper-mid generic rap not terrible but i feel sorry for nate having to do the editing. but this is a paying gig (hush we dont know that before we check out equipment) and also we are shooting a charity documentary at turner field for "A-town day" dont ask i dont really know either ill be actually finding out what the fuck it is by interviewing people.
Also a non paying gig me and sam feminella will be shooting dougs little sister kaitlyns wedding, but that should lead to paying gigs, and probably just in time for wedding season.
ooh and at the end of march is the regional final for campus moviefest so a large number of people are going to see perfectly norml. |
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| awesome |
[Dec. 16th, 2008|01:24 pm] |
so with being pretty mad at my teacher being a kike (for real) and my exam being wednesday when i could already be home and doing important things like hanging out with joe or starting bonfires in the backwoods of nowhere i decided to make the best of things.
saturday night asan came over and brought big mofo josh, trenton, and his girl whitley who is the only white girl ive ever seen that can keep pace with us while drinking. and we got fairly drunk but i was still ok to slowly drive them back to the other side of the apartment complex for them to catch the train. Asan decided this was not acceptable and so they actually paid for booze this time and last night i got true irish gutter dweller hammered.
it was a thing of beauty. after i walked them back to the gate i was most of the way back to my apt when i sat down on a bench reaallly feeling it. then i just fall over on the ground. and im on the phone with sam and i can not for the life of me figure out how to stand back up so i crawl along this wooden path cause i was kind of scared i was going to fall off of it anyway as it was only 8 feet wide and i am at the point where i have to hold on to the ground to keep from falling off the planet. i get home make sure sam knows im alright and black the hell out. i wake up naked and somewhat confused at 7 i have no memory of getting naked or in bed i remember peeing and thats it. so here it is 14 hours past that point and i still feel rather buzzed. fucking amazing. my first time getting blackout drunk and not throwing up the next day. anyjew i guess ill see some folks tommorrow. |
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| roflvator |
[Oct. 30th, 2008|05:05 am] |
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I was in the elevator going back to class and this guy gets on who looked exactly like mr. dukas. which really would be a good story in itself. anyway i look at him trying to figure out if it is dukas and he is looking at me like he recognizes me. finally he says "You look like a young Abe Lincoln." usually i give people on the elevator the wtf moments. this old dude turned it on me. and i really wonder is that an insult or a compliment. most people think of lincoln as a great president but then again he was fuck ugly. also i saw orgazmo for the first time today FUCKING AMAZING. |
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| From the atlanta journal-constitution. |
[Oct. 14th, 2008|10:48 pm] |
More than one-third of recent Atlanta Police Academy graduates have been arrested or cited for a crime, according to a review of their job applications. The arrests ranged from minor offenses such as shoplifting to violent charges including assault. More than one-third of the officers had been rejected by other law enforcement agencies, and more than half of the recruits admitted using marijuana.
Roflcopter i love the cops here. Really unless you are doing something wrong they wont mess with you. i guess cause they have all been there.
rock on
classes are going well and the new apt is awesome. come visit its a gated community you are safe. push 063 on the pad and it will ring me up. 726 marsh trail circle atl ga 30328 |
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| public transit for the lulz |
[Sep. 12th, 2008|12:09 am] |
so im waiting on the bus and one of the special handicapped buses pulls up and stops. the bus driver gets off the bus with his passengers still on board to flirt with a girl who's boyfriend was standing right next to her. i didnt even feel bad about laughing at him before he scrambled back on the bus apologizing.
anyjew more videos up from my group on youtube: stevie is an asshole and art institute of atlanta slasher.
in addition when we were on the bus he slammed the brakes to avoid running over another car (a rare blessing in atlanta) and this girl in the front yelled at the driver the rest of the ride. that was an amusing arguement why you did that i bout got thrown out the window. i was going and he stop so i stop so i dont run him over.
shut your dumb african ass (oddly a large number of black people seem to hate africans)
look i drive the bus you sit there and be quiet.
nigga i pay your salary. unfortunately i had to get off the bus at this point. |
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| Drive invasion. |
[Aug. 31st, 2008|11:13 am] |
That was like the party of my dreams. crappy drive in movies a free open bar in a tiki hut bands playing all day and most of the night most of which were actually pretty good. we took one of the lower level cameras and mics out there and interviewed some folks. one of the bands gave us a free cd and said to put the interview and that track send them the video and we can use their music in our projects. one of the members even graduated from the art institute. though one of the funniest things that happened was during pee wee hermans big adventure. pee wee crosses the finish line of the tour de france and fireworks start going off all over the theatre and everyone honks their car horn. Which was really cool cause they had the dixie fried car show so everyone had weird cars with weird horns.
I saw satan's hot rod. and the oldest living hippies with their volkswagon buses with a camper on top.
..plus the cool thing was i went with my friend matt who brews his own beer. ...so other than the movies thats most of what i remember. |
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| so my roommates were being loud when i just get to sleep. |
[Aug. 23rd, 2008|02:30 pm] |
I tried to sleep some more but they kept yelling and being black people (rapping playing rap music really loud yelling yo momma smoking weed im not being racist thats just what they do and ive come to accept that) its kind of annoying at 3 am. so i think well shit if im gonna be awake at 3am i might as well be drunk so i go get a beer and see what everyones on about. this for those of you who may not realize it because you have been awake for more than 2 mins is a bad idea. all of a sudden everyone wanted a drink. and i happened to also have a bottle of everclear. no one needs details of how the next few hours went. but then keyes came back from fucking some girl and for some reason frodie thought he pointed at him and called him a bitch-ass nigger. which he didnt but everclear is not good for rational thought or really anything other than fucking people the hell up or sanitizing surgical equipment. frodie is a pretty beefy guy and keyes is not in too bad shape and the other 10 black guys in the room were mostly on the strong side too. and if the two best friends in the room are about to fight because an imaginary insult was hurled.. well the white boy had best settle everyone down before they all hear something about pitchforks or cotton. so i picked the most tried and true method of getting people to shut the fuck up i picked up a knife and a 2x4 and screamed shut the fuck up. .... normally if you see a guy with a 2x4 in his hands and a knife at his side tell you to shut the fuck up you do it no matter how drunk you are thats survival instint. frodie just freaked out and thought i said im gonna kill this nigger for no reason. so as he started trying to push the panic button and crying with everyone holding him back i tried to calm him down. he finally calms down and the white whore comes in and starts screaming in his face about how keyes didnt do anything. and the process starts over. this kept on until the white whore finally gave keyes a bj and everyone else left about 3 hours later.
from now on no one is drinking in this place unless they listen to rock/metal music. rappers can stick to their weed. |
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| dont you just love it |
[Aug. 20th, 2008|11:37 pm] |
when misty may leaps over her giant teammate to slam the volleyball into some ugly bitches face as if screaming fuck your shit china. slamming a volleyball so hard that it knocks china dykes down and breaks their wrists. these amazons i believe would be just as comfortable playing this game with a severed human head. except that they might cause slightly less damage. also facinating is that opposing teams have a better chance at winning russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver than they do at winning in volleyball against may and walsh. because at least one in 108 shots will be a misfire.
also a bizarre fact they are directly responsible for when i started dating joanne 4 years ago. strange but true. |
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| Writer's Block: In the Event of a Zombie Emergency |
[Jul. 30th, 2008|06:57 pm] |
If i am back in simpleville im prepared for darn near any apocolyptic event. here in atl.. i would hope its zombies. ive got a pretty fair amount of emergency food and being on the 6th floor with steel doors makes it more a matter of siege than of zombie fighting. im pretty sure i could find guns somewhere around here after a few idiots become zombie chow until then ive got the big ass 2x4 and some spare pipe. quite frankly id be more afraid of gang war breakout than zombies here. and when im home i kind of hope for them im not a big fan of most people i figure zombies will only take out really stupid people and a few unfortunate ones in the early days. |
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| public transportation ftl. |
[Jul. 15th, 2008|09:17 pm] |
So im going to class today and im waiting on the train next to james. across on the other platform is a homeless man jabbering to himself. James has a tendancy to make odd faces when he talks after he did the crazy homeless man jumped up and started screaming. YOU GODDAMNED JIGABOO!! which made me laugh for 2 reasons one i like the word jigaboo i think its fun sounds like a swing dance move. 2 due to his lazy eye it looked like he was staring straight at me the only white person on the northbound platform. so said homeless man continues screaming. come over here and say that you goddamn jigaboo and he is like running back and forth screaming ok ill come over there jigaboo im gonna hit all you goddamn jiggaboos. by this time everyone else is looking at him like they are actually afraid and i am laughing so hard i felt like i was going to piss myself. finally he walks away and i almost forget about him till i look up and he is staring at me with a confused look. i assume he is confused by my skin color a lot of people here seem to be. but he starts screaming at james again but now for some reason when he is close its harder to understand. so we get on the train and he keeps running after it clutching his grocery bag full of crap and screaming.
i get to school and my teacher passes the roll to be signed but then decides randomly to check for official schedules. something that is never done so i never waste my time waiting in line to get the damn thing. so she throws me out of class and says go get it. i go and wait in line and they say i have a hold on my account in finacial aid. i go to financial aid and the line is so long they have pulled around a cart with a tv and are playing xmen 3. After i hear don't you know who i am. im the jugganaut bitch! i go inside and they tell me again that my fafsa isnt in. which it was and it did not need to be. but they didnt believe me and said somehow that 21000 dollars was owed which i havent been going to school long enough to owe that. anyjew had to call my mom and mom said something to the lady that made her act like a bitch to me. but i caught the last 3 mins of class. apparantly i didnt miss much though. and there is a guy who is in my audio class who filled me in on the rest.
so im coming home and there is this guy in a suit talking on his cell phone. he sounds like your average business man talking about some kind of deal or project so i ignore him. a min or so passes and my ears pick up on someof the things he is saying. still sounding like your general oh yeah move 35 units to dallas businessman he says when i get home im gonna throw you on the floor and tie your ass to the bed. ok yeah you like that. (you would have to hear it to really get it just say it like you are making plans to go to a movie instead of have violent kinky sex) and he keeps on like that. im gonna get the lube out. oh yeah you like that idea huh? yeah sounds great maybe ill duct tape your eyes shut. which brings me to my conclusion. white people who take public transportation in atlanta are stranger than most black people |
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| i got a blender. |
[Jun. 7th, 2008|03:58 pm] |
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mmm icy rummy goodness.. its too hot in this town. most everyone is already leaving because only 2 teachers have scheduled exams for monday. one of them is mine. either way just a quick little post as i havent said anything on here in a week. see you all on tuesday. |
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| There are no words for this |
[May. 31st, 2008|02:40 am] |
Just feelings beyond my control.
Be happy whoever reads this. I am in a state beyond confusion.
smile and take the dish the world served for you are the world.
..There are things that need to be said but to people who would not listen to me. |
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| so im watching the history channel |
[May. 19th, 2008|01:14 am] |
and this guy follows the story of the holy grail, he finds an alabaster cup from 1st century rome in england! and this was brushed off. a 2000 year old roman alabaster cup in england seems odd enough to me to warrent some looking into. the story went that it was in rome but when barbarian tribes invaded, empress helena sent it to the farthest reach of the empire britain. where it was said to be kept in the "white castle" in "white town". The white castle is in whittington (white town) The castle and the cup were handed down until thomas wright who had no heir hid it and left a series of clues. in 1855 this was thought to be simple story but this fellow graham phillips followed the clues and found this cup.
http://www.grahamphillips.net/Chalice/Magdalene_1.htm
so i wonder if that is not the holy grail. and the grail does exist. how will they know it?
furthermore any significant individual relic not a general type but a proper specific thing. how can it be known? |
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| coming home tommorrow |
[May. 8th, 2008|12:48 am] |
hooray. but right now im writing a paper about a movie that i barely remember. sadly i think drinking will only help me bullshit this one out a tiny bit. so i must wait until it is finished to get hammered.
either way see you soon. |
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| part 2 of the white boy chronicles. |
[Apr. 26th, 2008|07:15 pm] |
So today my group decided to shoot video in bankhead. If you listen to rap music based in atlanta you have heard of bank head. Yes its that bad it is hood enough to write rap music on. and i was wearing a red shirt... man i felt like a black guy at a kkk hosted gun show. I saw a sign above a store that said and i shit you not "best buy caskets. the best deal on caskets in atlanta." you do not need a giant sign for that. that is not an impulse buy. and it was next to an ice cream shop and there was a kfc down the street. top matters off apparantly the person whos idea it was to shoot in this area did not think to get permission.
everything turned out ok but damn it made west greenville look like beverly hills. |
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| welcome to atlanta. |
[Apr. 26th, 2008|02:07 am] |
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I went to the train station to ride up to the mall today and there were several news vans there. i had noticed a number of police cars on the way. I asked someone what happened then noticed a spot of blood. Some guy said murder suicide a few hours earlier. perfectly non chalant he says its all cleaned up now. I had a look of shock on my face. he laughed and asked where i was from. i told him south carolina and he said oh yeah i guess you arent used to this sort of thing. ..... i thought id really like to not get used to murder suicides. I said yeah... not used to that sort of thing. i decided to not go to the mall i walked over to the fox theatre but didnt know if there was a show going on i just wanted to stroll around with no place in mind. it wasnt very long before some guy was in my face asking me if i wanted to get some pussy gesturing to the fat black girl next to him. she immediatly grabbed my arm and started listing prices. i tried to walk away and he yells "Whats the matter you scared white boy?" they followed me for a while. I walked over to one of the policemen who were standing around talking and tried to tell him that i was being harrassed. He said "Im busy white boy." I nearly flipped my shit. i kept walking it wasnt too long before i was lost, but at least the half assed pimp had stopped following me. then some homeless dude walked up to me with a great big stick. he says "This ain't a good area of town for someone like you" i said "shit man this whole town ain't good for someone like me. White skin around these parts is about like a bullseye on a gunrange. can you help me find a busstop?" he says he will and walks me down backroads until the sun sets. I was about ready to either bust out my knife and slice at anything moving or just shit myself when he swung his stick and hit a metal sign. luckily i watched him swing or i would have shit myself. it was the bus stop. he asked for a 5 so he could get some food. I figured with that big stick i might as well. I really need to bring my gun down here. |
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| Wow Thanks to summer. |
[Apr. 16th, 2008|01:20 am] |
www.godhatesgoths.com
This crazy bastard makes bob jones look like marilyn manson. Rofl. he honestly believes that all goths retards people who read harry potter and women go to hell. that beating your wife if she disobeys you is what god commands. says everyone who flies on a plane will burn in hell (praise jesus) goes on to say that the world is flat nothing has ever gone into space and that isaac newtown was both retarded and a satanist. closing with this little bit
THANK YOU FOR VISITING OUR PEACEFUL CHRISTIAN WEBSITE. I HOPE YOU FOUND MUCH HOPE AND INSPIRATION IN THE LOVING CHRISTIAN MESSAGE OUR SITE OFFERS YOU. REMEMBER WE ARE NOT HERE TO OFFEND, BUT TO EDUCATE.
im amazed. i want to meet this guy in person. I could spend weeks ripping apart everything he believes.
to end with a quote that he found from a devout harry potter fan (read made up and attributed to a made up 11 year old)
Before I read Potter I used to go to Church every Sunday. Now I realise Jesus isn’t my true savoir, it is Harry Potter! I want to drink Unicorn’s blood and rape a cat!” Remus Fletcher, age 11 |
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| HOLY FUCK! |
[Apr. 6th, 2008|10:57 pm] |
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Just saw a new burger king "future" commercial with a robot king. how the hell did they make that bastard creepier. fuck man these burger king commercial guys need to make horror movies it would be a lot better than most of the trash out there now. |
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